{"id":1887,"date":"2017-10-07T08:51:46","date_gmt":"2017-10-07T08:51:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/192.168.1.30\/zoo-tomo\/?p=1887"},"modified":"2017-10-07T08:51:46","modified_gmt":"2017-10-07T08:51:46","slug":"10-things-men-find-unattractive-about-women","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toplap.nl\/index.php\/2017\/10\/07\/10-things-men-find-unattractive-about-women\/","title":{"rendered":"10 Things Men Find Unattractive About Women"},"content":{"rendered":"

According to this article<\/a>, these are the things men find unattractive about us women, written by a woman<\/em>. You don\u2019t need to read it because I break it all<\/em> down, baby.<\/p>\n

On Makeup:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Keep it natural. Men don\u2019t want to go in for a kiss and come out looking like they just joined the circus. Remember, foundation is supposed to be invisible to others and blend in with your skin. Stay away from glittery or shimmering eye makeup and NEVER use clumpy mascara. Minimal makeup is sexier.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"\"What Carolyn Says:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Yes, foundation is supposed to blend and clumpy mascara is no ones friend, but if I want to wear glitter and shimmery eye makeup, I\u2019m gonna wear the fuck out of it. If I want to wear bright red lipstick and you have this fear of looking like a clown after kissing me? Honey, that\u2019s your problem, not mine.<\/p>\n

On Hair:<\/strong><\/p>\n

While a fancy hairstyle may be ok for a glamorous night out, men prefer natural-looking hair. It\u2019s more attractive to look at and feels nicer to touch when it\u2019s free of gels or sticky products.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

What Carolyn Says:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Well, I have naturally curly hair so don\u2019t fucking touch it. And when I have my Men Preferred Natural Looking Hair, I am 90 percent of the time, not a fan. It\u2019s half curly, half frizzy, and pretty heinous to look at so I\u2019m gonna go ahead and do my<\/em> hair. I don\u2019t like my hair all natural, I don\u2019t give a shit if you do.<\/p>\n

\"\"On Shaving:<\/strong><\/p>\n

For the love of all that\u2019s smooth \u2014 please shave. Men associate hair with testosterone and testicles so they don\u2019t want to see it on a woman. Men like touching soft skin so say bye bye to the fuzz and make sure you use moisturizers and lotions to keep your skin smooth. It will send the message that you care about your hygiene.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

What Carolyn Says:<\/strong><\/p>\n

I can\u2019t stop laughing at this. I can\u2019t<\/em>. I shave dem pits pretty much every three days. I don\u2019t like armpit hair. I\u2019m a pretty sweaty person so having armpit hair makes me sweat more. But if you want to wave your armpit hair like you just don\u2019t care, you do you<\/em>. Other than that, I am 1000 percent too lazy to keep up with shaving. Shaving is annoying. Men don\u2019t have to shave, why the fuck do I? Right, because society!<\/p>\n

In the winter, I shave my legs maybe once every three months. Lady, I live in basically the tundra so I gotta keep warm. If you think I\u2019m wearing anything but pants in the winter, you have another thing coming. In the summer, I shave my legs when I can start feeling the wind all up that bidniz. But because I\u2019ve been #blessed with blonde hair, I don\u2019t shave that often. When it comes to my<\/em> body, I will go ahead and do what I please. AS EVERYONE SHOULD.<\/p>\n

And just because I don\u2019t wax every fucking part of my body everyday to resemble a toddler doesn\u2019t mean I don\u2019t care about my hygiene. Fuck you.<\/p>\n

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\u00a0<\/center>On Dental Hygiene:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Let\u2019s face it ladies \u2014 men look at our mouths. Bad breath and discoloured teeth are unattractive to the opposite sex. Cut down on the coffee or red wine. Use whitening toothpaste or strips to brighten your smile and ALWAYS carry gum or breath helpers in your purse. You never know when that kiss may be coming.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

What Carolyn Says:<\/strong><\/p>\n

I don\u2019t drink coffee or red wine but if I did, I probably wouldn\u2019t give it up just to find myself a suitable mate. I basically never have gum or breath helpers (…tic tacs?) in my purse. So if my guy kisses me and notices that my mouth wasn\u2019t just dentist approved<\/em>, will he be forever repulsed by me<\/em>? Well if that\u2019s the case, he is clearly way too high maintenance for me and can go suck a dick. DON\u2019T FORGET THE BREATH MINTS.<\/p>\n

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\u00a0<\/center>On Alcohol:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Sure, a man likes to hang with a woman who knows how to have a good time but know when enough is enough. No man wants to see a woman puking in the bar bathroom or falling down on the dance floor.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

What Carolyn Says:<\/strong><\/p>\n

If you peruse my Facebook page, you will find that this isn\u2019t true. I\u2019ve puked in every bar in Edmonton. I\u2019ve fallen down on every dance floor in Edmonton. I still have a husband, PRAISE JESUS M I RITE?!<\/p>\n

On Negativity:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Men like happy, positive women. So don\u2019t complain about the lack of service at a restaurant or how long you had to wait in a line. Show your upbeat personality.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

What Carolyn Says:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Um. No. But thanks. Imma \u2018splain to you when I\u2019m not happy about something. I am not a robot. I am a human person who complains about shit. And you\u2019re going to hear about it. And guess what! I want to know what grinds your gears! Because humans! But I\u2019m a woman so I guess I\u2019ll just keep my goddamn mouth shout. I AM CURRENTLY SO UPBEAT, HAPPY, AND POSITIVE ABOUT STANDING OUTSIDE IN -40 DEGREE WEATHER BECAUSE WE ARE WAITING IN LINE TO GET INTO THIS PIECE OF SHIT CLUB. IS IT OKAY THAT MY HAIR IS DONE UP BY USING PRODUCT? PLEASE APPROVE THIS. I AM A WOMAN SO I PROBABLY NEED VALIDATION.<\/p>\n

On Swearing:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Men like ladies with a little class so dropping the f-bomb in every sentence is a turn-off and does not show how sophisticated you really are.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

What Carolyn Says:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Fuck you, you fucking fuck.<\/p>\n

On Nagging:<\/strong><\/p>\n

No one wants to be told over and over again that they are doing something wrong. Choose your battles ladies. If they leave the toilet seat up, quietly put it down. If they don\u2019t shave for a couple of days, deal with it. Let him hog the remote control once in awhile. Remember, there are probably things they don\u2019t like about you too.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

What Carolyn Says:<\/strong><\/p>\n

THEN TELL ME? This is how relationships work. By speaking to each other. But letting it all fester and fester will INEVITABLY lead to you blowing the fuck up over something so minuscule. Sure, you don\u2019t have to nag, but if you AREN\u2019T GETTING THE FUCKING PICTURE HOW IS THAT MY FUCKING PROBLEM.<\/p>\n

On Being Needy:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Don\u2019t ever drop your girlfriends and family for a man. Being too dependent on your man to make you happy is a turnoff. Expecting him to change to meet your needs is also very unattractive. They want to be loved for who they are.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

What Carolyn Says:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Preach. Finally, something we agree on. OH WAIT, except that you contradicted EVERYTHING you just mentioned above. \u201cExpecting him to change to meet your needs is also very unattractive.\u201d<\/em> But it\u2019s okay that we have to change ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING about our personalities and daily grooming routines for him? Don\u2019t wear too much makeup, don\u2019t do your hair all fancy all the time, shave everything, cut out certain things to make your teeth nice, don\u2019t wear too much perfume, don\u2019t drink excessively, be a robot, don\u2019t fucking swear, no nagging up in this bitch, don\u2019t be needy. But ABOVE ALL ELSE, don\u2019t forget to ~*~be yourself~*~.<\/p>\n

If you want me to love my man just the way he is, then he can sure as fuck love me the way I am.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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